ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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