Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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