Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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