She's JV to your varsity
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
