I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Boobs speak an international language.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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