we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The ass gains better be worth it
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