I just saw a hot homeless man
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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