like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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