Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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