: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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