I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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