where does the pee come out of this thing
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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