you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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