He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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