I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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