He is an equal opportunity slut.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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