Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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