I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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