I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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