operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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