five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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