I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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