where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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