is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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