Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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