It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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