Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
