she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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