Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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