3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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