Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
4 words: hood of his car
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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