absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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