U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I know her cup size but not her name....
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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