my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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