I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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