i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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