This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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