Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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