did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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