Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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