I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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