Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
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