It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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