Dual....:-)
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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