I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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