I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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