i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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