i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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