if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I think I died a long time ago.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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