But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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