He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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