There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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